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Are you sick and tired of not being able to get inside your car because some thoughtless MORON parked too close to your driver's side door?

 

Do you get really annoyed when you are desperately looking for a parking space on a crowded street and you see a car parallel parked on the curb with multiple feet in front or behind but not enough room for you to park?

 

Do you get really annoyed when you are desperately looking for a parking space in a crowded parking lot and you see a car parked so crooked or so far to one side that you can't fit your car into the spot?

 

Help spread parking awareness by purchasing or downloading any of the products below and help
"Make This World a Better Place to Park. One moron at a time."^tm

 

•  Learn How To Park Moron Business Cards (Stack of 25 or 50)

•  Learn How To Park Moron Bumper Stickers

•  Learn How To Park Moron License Plate Frames

•  FREE! Download a 10 card template to print your own cards at home!

•  Download the card graphics to get printed by a professional online print house.

Purchase Learn How To Park Moron First Edition Business Cards

Double-sided, high-quality glossy Learn How To Park Moron standard size 3.5" x 2" business cards (about 7/8" thick stack)

•  25 pack: $6.50

•  50 pack: $10

Add $5 Shipping (US only). This supply should last you about a week if you are in Los Angeles.

Purchase Learn How To Park MORON Bumper Stickers

Purchase a high-quality, glossy Learn How To Park MORON Bumper Sticker in a variety of sizes.

 

NOTE: These are not meant to be stuck onto other people's cars as it would be considered vandalism. Please only place on your own vehicle to spread awareness and support the cause.

Purchase Learn How To Park MORON License Plate Frames

Purchase your high quality plastic Learn How To Park MORON License Plate Frame here on Printify.

DIY Print Your Own Learn How To Park Moron Business Cards at Home

 

Download Adobe Acrobat PDF file templates (10 cards per sheet) of the business card front and back and print your own cards at home using standard 3.5" x 2" business card stock you can buy on Amazon (link below). Color or black & white options. (slightly different design than above.)

 

Will work with Avery Business Card Sheets:
5371, 5911, 8371, 8471, 8859, 28371, 28877, and 28878.

 

Just print side one then flip it over (on the short side) and put back in the printer to print the backside.

 

• FREE 10 Card per Page Template - LHTPM Card Front (Yellow & Black)

• FREE 10 Card per Page Template - LHTPM Card Front (Black & White)

• FREE 10 Card per Page Template - LHTPM Card Backside (Black & White only)

• Avery 10 per Page Perforated Business Card Glossy Cardstock 3.5" x 2" (As an Amazon Associate. If you use this link to buy your cards, I earn a small commission. It doesn’t change your price, but it does help me keep the project alive.)

Have Cards Printed at an Online Professional Print House

Just download the LHTPM two-sided business card templates below from our Etsy store:

Then place an order with our printer on Amazon below (check the coupon box!). (As an Amazon Associate. If you use this link to buy your cards, I earn a small commission. It doesn’t change your price, but it does help me keep the project alive.)

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Learn How To Park Moron - Bumper Stickers

Learn How To Park Moron - License Plate Frames

Help spread the word to improve the parking habits of parking morons everywhere.
Order your LearnHowToParkMORON.com business cards TODAY to place them on windshields of parking morons everywhere and do your part in "Making The World a Better Place to Park. One Moron at a Time."^tm

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